Oh, the Canadian Penny. It shone small in my hand but big in my heart. So coppery, so gritty, so full of hand dirt of millions of my comrades. Where will you go? Where have you gone? Who's got you now, baby? Why'd you do it? Baby! Penny Baby! Penny Baby, you're gone. My Penny! Oh, calm down. Come down. Calm down! You were there, you were there, you took up room on my shelf. I don't even think about you. I don't really care. I don't even think about you. But come down! Calm down! I do! This note's for you. You rolled across the floor. You're my Penny Baby for sure.